Howdy folks. You might remember me from Hockey Night In Canada. Or you old-timers might remember me from the days I played for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
I get paid big bucks to endorse things - so this Mike Meeker fella comes up to me and says he wants me to say something nice about his product. What can I do? I eat at the same table with this fella at Thanksgiving.
Well......he skated slower than Bobby Baun, stick-handled a little better than Allan Stanley and had hands on him as big as Gordie Howe. His product ? Oh, it works a treat - I've got it sprinkled all around the garden.
I was there changing his diapers when he was a baby and he charges me for the Meeker's Magic Mix - what a guy!
